For those of you who have yet to witness Ann Coulter's meltdown on Chris Matthew's Hardball last evening, your dessert is on me today: Link to Video Footage of Coulter Meltdown
During the the extraordinary one hour interview Ann Coulter:
- Got snarky when phone caller Elizabeth Edwards asked Coulter to stop saying "John Edwards has a bumper sticker on his car that says "Ask Me About My Dead Son."
- Told her host Chris Matthews that he was her number one candidate for detention in GitMo.
- Told the audience that Barak Obama goes to a church with a minister that praises Momar Khadafy and applauded the 9/11 attack.
The tape was played on the Today Show this morning and Matt Lauer and Meredith Viera were sitting in slack-jawed disbelief after the segment. Anne Coulter is a shameless merchandiser of cesspool political pornography that destroys the lives of any liberal who crosses her path.
It is written that the Lord will wreak vengeance upon the Coulter, first lady of Babylon and concubine of Jimmy Dyn-O-mite Walker. Getting even is what Christianity is all about, my brethren.
At the least expected moment, all of that volcanic hatred within the soul Ann Coulter will release a highly volatile electro-static dopamine chemical from the receptors in her brain and she will spontaneously burst into flames in the middle of one her nationally televised tirades.
Spontaneous human combustion is a rare phenomenon and most people think it's junk science.
But wait! Who can prove that spontaneous human combustion doesn't happen?
There are Intelligent Design para-scientists who have publicly sworn on a stack of Bibles that God has the power to make people combust!
Don't laugh, it just may happen and then the Republicans will be groveling before God who will punish them for worshiping the Anti-VirginMary.
The Nicene Council of the Roman Catholic Church in 325 AD passed a resolution that God had the power to make stuff burn up at will. Too bad the fundamentalists feel asleep during the Bible school discussion on the Nicene Council. The text is in one of those amended parts of the Bible that got lost in the Dead Sea Scrolls. At least that's what God told me when I asked him about it.
Renounce Ann Coulter,the drunken harlot of village of Galileo before God makes all the heathen Republicans burst into flames! These are end times and the final judgment is near! God said he would punish the wicked with fire the next time. God will laugh in your face when you tell him there's absolutely no evidence that a crime has been committed.
You Republicans will be sorry when you're running down the street screaming to the top of your lungs, while you're burning up like flamed broiled shish-kabab skewer.